Liar, liar
By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?
By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?
By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia
By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States
By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
By EggHead - 31/12/2014 04:38 - United States - Woodbridge
By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg
By cannedpeas - 31/12/2014 03:26 - Canada - Calgary
By insomniacap - 30/12/2014 23:47 - United States - Stratford
By lexithepirate - 30/12/2014 18:40 - United States - Adrian
By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 09:57 - United Kingdom - Oxford
By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson
By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York
OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend
By happytuckerhappy - 30/12/2014 00:41 - United States - Chandler
By Nolimit2217 - 29/12/2014 22:07 - United States
I thought it was funny. I understand the seriousness of pre-eclampsia since it happened with our first child too. Don't get on a high horse with me. I support my wife through and through, just had a funny moment I wanted to share.
By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML
By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro
By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 20:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 18:41 - United States - Flower Mound
By HALIFAAA - 28/12/2014 13:56 - Germany - Braunschweig
By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07
By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse
By idkgiraffes - 28/12/2014 03:57 - United States - Everett
OP here, she eventually caved and gave it to me but she said "if House of Cards randomly stops, I know who to blame."
By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford
By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville
By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States
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Well this got posted surprisingly fast To clarify: they didn't realize that the tips we receive are for everyone, not just the waitresses. I didn't bother asking then for another $20 because I figured, hey, it's the thought that counts, and I ended up getting a decent tip pay that night anyways. Thanks for the nice comments :)