Hammertime
By ticketed - 02/07/2017 00:00
By ticketed - 02/07/2017 00:00
By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park
By novdestiny - 30/06/2017 16:00
By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00
By brotheritachi - 13/06/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 08/06/2017 12:06 - Australia
By ripped off and blown out - 08/06/2017 00:00
By ApparentWeirdo - 06/06/2017 14:00
By Stinkycar - 05/06/2017 12:00
By Jetlagged - 03/06/2017 22:00
By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Eashy - 24/05/2017 14:15
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped and arrested for drug possession, but ended up getting out later from a drug bust in my apartment, where they caught my room mate growing weed in his small closet. Again, I've never smelled or seen him smoking, so I had no idea he was a user. He also confessed that he was the one who put the drugs in my neck pillow, and they did believe him, arresting him aswell. No, I did not get any major marks on my record, but I'm still going to court for a follow up for the police to be sure im completely innocent. As for the moment, I've been asked to stay at home so that the cops can easily find me if needed, so I guess I'll have to survive of anything in my house for about a week. Again, thanks for publishing this. Ill be happy to awnser any questions you guys have :)
By Deaf and Dumb - 23/05/2017 18:00
By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00
By yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00
By Quest for fun - 20/05/2017 04:00
By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 22:00
By missinformed - 18/05/2017 12:00
By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00
By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
By GuessImWalking - 13/05/2017 16:00
By Geric Brawner - 12/05/2017 22:00
By rosemary - 11/05/2017 18:00
By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20
By Anonymous - 05/05/2017 02:00
By mcsicky - 28/04/2017 09:50 - United Kingdom
It was a coach bus and I was sitting at the back, meaning I would have had to walk up an aisle of eyes and stand up there waiting for the driver to find a suitable place (not easy on irish country roads). Thanks tho :)
By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht
By Tom - 26/04/2017 18:00
By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00
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So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.