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By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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Kiki242 19

That's perhaps the dumbest excuse yet.

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ksmith88 0

Then the Grinch thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

He thought up a clever lie, while his wife was riding that dick.

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Kiki242 19

I really don't understand why someone is in a committed relationship and cheat. Why not leave the person and save them heartache.

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Michael_92 20

Who said within anything about cheating?

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BeautyMonster 17

Ever think he could have been fantasizing about someone else? A celebrity? Friend? Don't always assume the worst.

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PrimalHunk 5

Always assume the worst. You will be happy when it's not!

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pbrown72 8

Cool , Story Bro ... ********

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emeraldisle 30

That's the most creative excuse I've ever heard.

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Unbweavable 17

Even if he's telling the truth that's a bit creepy

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annie_nk 22

Only a bit because in a way, she was ****** by God. "Possessed by the Lord"

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outoftown 26

#98, and that gives Holy Trinity a whole new meaning.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

If you ever have kids with him, OP, I sort of wish that they all happen to be boys. Then, you can ask him why the Lord would tell him false things. Name your daughter anything except what he moaned.

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The_F3rris 11

I don't think anyone on fml should procreate

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xpheonix57 7

That is probably the most original excuse I've ever heard for saying the wrong name during sex. I wouldn't be able to stay mad for long, assuming it was just a slip up. If he's cheating then it's completely different.

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s0m3guy2010 21

It's a miracle! I'm guessing it's probably another reincarnation of Whitney Houston.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

It's too bad you guys our married; divorces suck.

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subwaysurfers 13

He might not even be cheating! People like you are the reason divorce rates are going up.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

*are And get divorced because of one little slip-up?!

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tennisrapper1 14

44 - it's easier for dumbasses to say "get a divorce" than to think out a correct idea in how to handle something like this. That's why they're ***** or douchebags like the jersey shore cast.

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