Cash grab

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 288
You deserved it 5 058

Same thing different taste

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Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!

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Ew I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. You should suggest male prostitution. Makes just as much sense.

Actually, men make much less money than women in that business.

That's sexist. We should demand equal pay.

Most men can only go for so many rounds where most women can go and go. So... women typically make more.

24, most men can out lift most women, but everyone expects the same pay. Equality works both ways.

13ky13, I know you are probably joking but I thought I would say this for the people who actually think that way. There should absolutely be equal pay for people who do the same work and the same amount of work. The truth is that there is not as high of a demand for male prostitutes as there is for female prostitutes, so the men get less work and therefore less pay. That isn't really discrimination in the work place, because it is the customer making the choice and not that person's boss. The same goes for the **** industry. Women are in higher demand (unless it's gay ****) so they get payed more to do a shoot. Entertainment doesn't work like a desk job does where it makes absolutely no difference what gender the person is doing the job.

Actually gay,male **** stars make the most money.

tj5810 21

Tell him to get a decent job and man up. Maybe then he'll stop with the crazy money making ideas. Enjoy your pregnancy.

He was trying to find a decent job, as a pornstar.

That idea was the to warm up the oven, I'm sure there are others just waiting to pop out, they just need some time to develop first.

I think it's just technically disgusting...

Darkmagic666 9

72, I read your comment in comic book guy's voice from Simpsons

GwylaFelidae 7

Also, maybe a little bit of incest as well... I mean, your child is involved.

At this point you guys are arguing against having sex with your significant other just because the female in the relationship is pregnant. Is that really the point you want to make?

GwylaFelidae 7

My comment was entirely sarcastic. I had joked with a coworker about this back when he was an expecting daddy. It was funny watching his reaction. Frankly, there is only one reason I won't have sex while pregnant: it becomes too uncomfortable/painful to enjoy.

Well.. I got to know there's such thing as "pregnancy ****"

strawberrywine22 30

Everything has ****. As I tragically found out tonight, even ponies have ****.

Why in the hell are you even looking up pony ****? Gotta animal fetish do you?

strawberrywine22 30

Did you miss the word "tragically"? It was purely accidental, and I wish I could bleach my brain.

You shouldn't underestimate people's imagination when it comes to sex. Pretty much anything can be somebody's turn on. Well, you're a bit young, so it is understandable...

MiloBear 11

I once clicked on something that turned out to be Shrek ****....I will never look at Donkey the same way o.O

Rule 34 is indeed unerring in it's scope...

grizzly66 5
ViviMage 38

I'll give you my ex's info, he'd buy it! XD

Silent_Thrill 17

Oh, I get it. You put kid-in(g) because they are having a kid. Fun fact: dissecting a joke can ruin it most of the time. Luckily that didn't happen in this case since your comment couldn't be considered a joke in the first place.

Sooooo strap on a ***** and in a sexy voice say, "come here baby!"

By the way, this way they might make more money.