Gross, Cars and Animals: Clever

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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Boweezee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:45

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

Comments

Cheesegrater 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:58

Why do all of you always say LOL and ydi

tyonclav 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:02

If you knew it was there then why didn't you roll your window back up?

nads_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:22

i dont understand how this works. plus who wants to touch a dead bird, screw all those who say treat them with respect, do u go out and give burials to every ******* dead animal you see? how about that racoon that was run over? did you stop, scrap its sorry ass off the ground and go dig a hole for it? yep thought so.

happygirl_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:26

hahaha gross.

Juggalette_623 9

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:44

Well, aren't you the brightest crayon in the box?

little_jane 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:42

lol

RIKANA 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:50

This sounds like a sceen in a moive. I can see the seen, but i cant place it... RI

Pokerdance 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:58

HAWT. I smell necrophilia-***********.

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:59

Damn cats always leaving dead things everywhere! I can so relate, we have like six cats on my street that are allowed to walk around everywhere! We once found two dead, half eaten birds under my mom