Gross, Cars and Animals: Clever

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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Boweezee 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:45

Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

Comments

loserninja 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:57

O_O YDI

xavierdevoy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:02

This is one of the rare FMLs that're so ******* retarded it has to be true.

jussjess 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 15:42

How is that clever? Lol @ # 16.

musu_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:07

#5 The operative word is DEAD: once something is dead, how on earth can it be upset about how you treat it? Oh right, this isn't about the bird's feelings; it's about YOUR feelings. You don't give a shit about the bird. You only care about you being upset.

Tori_xoxo 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:11

Ewwwwwwwwwwww :l..

amiss 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:14

That's what you get for thinking you're clever.

pleasedonttellme 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:22

That's sad

SAF_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:28

You're a pussy

fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:33

oh for god's sake. i suppose OP should have stopped their whole day and had a ******* burial ceremony and prayer for some random bird. wtf ever. come on, guys, seriously. i could see this happening, cuz i know when there's a shitload of snow for example on the windshield and i try to use wipers, if the door or window is open it WILL fall right back in on you. and i don't blame the OP, who wants to touch some nasty dead bird? it could have mites, or who knows what. eww dead things...