Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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baydestrian_girl 0

OMG what a perv...lol

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sux_too_beh_mehz 0

its funny that seems like something that wpuld be on the IT crowd... i think it is too

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lazorzpewpew 0

Others have to alter their wardrobe to fit the environment. Try again.

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shirvon100 0

wouldve been worse if you were a guy and oh yeah sounds like somonesgetting a promtion

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plexico 3

That's totally illegal. Everyone says you can sue (or sew as the case may be), but I think you should go the other way. Start ******* your boss. He's obviously interested. Your career will immediately improve and you'll have a hell of a card to play if he ***** you, figuratively speaking.

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plexico 3

Can you send us a downshirt photo? We need to see if the boss has good taste. This is strictly a professional request. There will be no titillation, I promise.

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Lucii_Furr 0

Let's think about this now. You don't really deserve this. Nor is your life ******. Buisness Attire for women is very easy to find. I've been wearing it since I began highschool, and frankly, I have had no trouble with my cleavage. Trust me, I'm a rather large breast size, and I'm still growing. However, in buisness, you do NOT wear clothes like that. The metaphor I love to use is this: Would you take a female lawyer seriously if she wore a low cut middriff? Or a male lawyer seriously if he came to work shirtless?

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delly_fml 0

U shouldn't be showing at work but still FYL for havn a perv boss

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Silva_fml 0

I don't understand women. They where tight pants short skirts and low cut shirts and somehow expect men not to check them out. Bottom line is if you don't wear revealing clothing to work you won't have this problem. You have noone to blame but yourself.

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ndanick 4

How is this a FML???? I think you need to be nice and say thanks, I will

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Dilosaurous_Rex 0

Bahahah idk if the boss meant keep your shirt up, or keep up the good work on showing off your boobs, but either way this guy has a sense of humor! XD

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