Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 990
You deserved it 4 903

Same thing different taste

Top comments

turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

IDOLGIRL 0

make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

Comments

And then they'd think she was a ***** because someone *else* gave her the hickey.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

oh I had that happened to me you should cover with make up!! use concealer that 3 times lighter than u and put make up all over ur neck so it looks like you were just trying to look extra good! or wear a necklace that will be on the spot sorry to hear that and it will get brown looking for tomorrow!

dvd175 5

That period should have been a colon.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

oh really I thought if u used ! it was a period and if it hurts to read well dnt read it!! I'm tired of u people being english teachers in here! try speaking two languages! I bet u can't! I would still get the job just cuz I'm bilingual life sucks don't it? get over it!

#52: I can speak more than one language fluently and can read more than 4 languages quite well. English is not my first language. Stop putting down others just because you're bilingual, it's really not that uncommon.

Futile Resistance: With all that repressed anger, I bet he masturbates as furiously as a homeless man ***** on subway stairs.

#52. I'm Norwegian, and I speak and write English better than most English people (No offence, Englishmen; there are still many of you who can spell properly and speak the language unlike most 14 year old English chavs thinking 'I would of' is correct), and, on the top of that, I speak Norwegian better than most Norwegians. Being bilingual isn't that special. Imo, you're not as good as you say you are, and I'm not saying this to offend you, but, you're being a bitch about it.

FMLable 0

Try typing with proper grammar in one language before you move on to a second. (; As for your argument, I'm fluently bilingual, becoming trilingual. English, French,

FMLable 0

All my comments are being cut short lately. That should finish: "

alexisthename: You know, that just might be the case! ;)

o0XMzMayX0o 0

well alright all I'm saying Im done with fml. you people expect everyone to have impecable gramar to write a comment; otherwise most ridicule and say things of which are not needed. this is suppoused to b a fun place, but you guys make it imposinble to say anything in here. why dnt u writte a comment about the op instead of taking the time to write a comment of which is not appreciated nor needed.

MF12 0

well you could have just turned your cheek and not reply to us but you decided to reply and sound like an idiot doing so

gethightonight 0

I agree. You could've just ignored us. After all, it's not like we even know you personally. This is the ******* Internet.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

lol u guys are funny! i really could careless wat u think. Im just saying this is a site where people always cry cuz they can't read simply because a period. I'm trying to help op unlike u! and move on already? u hide behind ur phone! so ok say watever u want I dnt care at all!

if you don't want people talking about your grammer then just don't comment it's that simple.

If you don't care, then don't answer. You're just inviting criticism by saying that regardless of your horrid punctuation, grammar, and spelling, you'll get all those wonderful jobs that somehow we other mere peons can't get if we don't speak another language. Several other people have demonstrated that they are fluent in other languages and manage just fine. What's your excuse?

yourgenerationis_fml 0

You're all retarded. Seriously Seriously retarded.

Your correction was wrong. He was right in using 'you're'. However, he was wrong in capitalizing the second 'seriously'.

#74: There are multiple mistakes in that sentence but okay.

if your hair is long enough to cover it then you'll be fine.

I wouldn't bring it up at all. As Shakespeare wrote, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

London_Calling 0

That's not what he said, jackass.

London_Calling 0

I mean it's not what he meant. Bringing it up wouldn't be protesting, it would be bringing it up.....

guckylynn 19

However protesting can be to speak, meaning she speaks too much or too freely.

feefee123 0
Jmoney1755 0

yea I bet she could smell the skin burning

Use fondation and concealer. Hope it helps :)

killabee 0

Have you been NECKING MY SON!? Put a band-aid on it and tell her you're into vampire-eroticism.

Lemonkiss 0

My friend did the same thing. Just tell them you burned your neck? It shouldn't be a big deal

HeeeB21 0

just tell his parents that he sucked the crap out of your neck