Dead giveaway

By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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aardvarkish 16

turtle-necks are conservative and sexy too

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IDOLGIRL 0

make a curl cleverly cover the burn and keep it in place tonite--fyl!

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XDNurse 0

concealer (sp?), turtleneck, scar.... naw turtleneck ftw....

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mekarski1008 0

Tell then to STFU if they ask.

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maskedman 9

This is one of the reasons I'm glad to be a man. I don't have to worry about straightening my hair unless I decide to become a pimp.

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birds_fml 7

Women don't have to worry about straightening or curling their hair either, they simply choose to do so. I don't straighten or curl my hair... never have, never will.

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maskedman 9

What about pimps then? Do they have to do it? It feels like a requirement.

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saranottelling 7

I know what I would do. Tell your boyfriend the story before you get there and during the meeting rub your neck and have your boyfriend ask, "Is something wrong?" Then tell the story of how you burned your neck. Simple as that.

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alexandraa_fml 0

A place that you recieve from your smacking yourself with a waffle iron and after a 2 to 3 week gestation period bursts and thousands of worms spew forth.

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saranottelling 7

Either you haven't been exposed to slang or you're way too innocent/young to be on this website. It's okay, though. Let Sara teach you the word: hickey Hickey -slang 1. a reddish mark left on the skin by a passionate kiss. 2. a tool used to bend tubes and pipes It's the first definition... the second definition sounds... um... I have a dirty mind.

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Shokz992 0

Yup, hickey sounds horrible... Never used it and never will >:(

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kingkuper 0

that's not that bad ur a grown woman u can have a hickey if u want to

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cuteness69 0

Haha ! That's the exact same thing that happend to me , but I had a really hikcey on the other side to match ! Haha , foundation ! (:

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drunastunamazing 0

if his parents are so conservative and expect you to dress up then I'm pretty sure they wouldn't believe there son would ever do anything like that! my parents are that way and didn't believe I was pregnant! haha they thought I was lying!!

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