Drive-by casualty

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

What a *puts on sunglasses* nutty thing to do!! ^Ok, someone had to say it, so why not me?

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funnynesh 10

12- look at comment 5... someone had to say it.

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frozenfreeze 5

At least a "drive-by peanutting" didn't involve anyone's testicles!

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tennisrapper1 14

Yes I know this pun was irrelevant to the fml considering he literally said he thought he was worthless. :3 You always see you're stupid mistakes in hindsight. Otherwise, you would never learn from them. :)

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linkinpark98 23

Actually, they're THROWING nuts for you. :3

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fuzz97 23

Life in the 'burbs is hard, isn't it

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sparkrok 8

Don't worry too much, I thought it was funny too.

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ankoku 2

At least it wasn't a drive by argument! Ive heard those can get pretty ugly..

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ankoku 2

Downvoted and no one even bothered to say "I disagree.." My life has now reached an entirely new low :(

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Swiko 11

Oh God, that would be dangerous for me... I'm allergic to peanuts and just touching them gives my hives. D':

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zingline89 18

Gives your hives what? Leukemia?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Hives.... Bees? You.... Bee sting? Bee sting.... Allergic? Allergic.... Reaction? Reaction.... Hives? Urgh!! My head hurts!!!

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micahsmommy 13

It gives her hives a frowny face that cries. She just put the period too soon.

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soupisyummy 13

It could've been peanut butter. In that case you could've made a yummy sammich!

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PandaPandamoneum 0

But I thought that you think soup is yummy D:

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salsa324 0

Only when you're sick or a appetizer at a restaurant!

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buckeye08 10

You would make one happy Squirrel.

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sparkrok 8

What happened to that epic squirrel guy that was always leaving the *scratch scratch scratch* stuff? This would have been a good opportunity for him to troll a little bit. Too bad...

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