Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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Comments

Kamon97 23

Your gynaecologist appointments must be fun then once he finds out &gt;.&gt;

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gabe222 25

I'll admit that I didn't like a male gyno doing my fiance's check up but I got over it. Necessary evil in a woman's life.

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hcollins1 18

Well 71, it's kind of their job to make sure were all good in our area downstairs, it's not like your fiancé will leave you for her gyno. If it still really that big of a deal, she could've requested a female to check her out!

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gabe222 25

Apparently 20 people including you missed the part where I said "I'm over it", which means it doesn't bother me anymore. I am aware of the necessity of it...

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Chris93Jones 20

seems like he's insecure good luck with that

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nattynatters 14

Leave. Leave now. You don't need that kind if crazy.

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kumarina 35

Isn't dissapointment that he tries to compare his junk with a tampon...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that guy has issues

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hcollins1 18

Low self esteem sometimes make people crazy and overreact over small stuff.

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lenehey 7

Yeah, but life is too short to deal with that crap. OP should walk, not run, to the nearest relationship exit!

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kumarina 35

She should be sometime alone after this guy, taking this slow

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debbster7 18

Tell him to take the one out of his rectum first.

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gamber9210 13

His penis must be really small to get pissed about a tampon. Lol.

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sonnyrosa 32

Oh... he's a special kind of stupid, isn't he?

51 3
obviousboy 8

This relationship has such great potential… for more FML stories.

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ahd94 21

The authors "name" makes this fml that much funnier.

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martin8337 35

Talk about being shallow.

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