Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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rachel_arielh 2

You should be like that's cool I totally understand. Next time I'm on my period I will use pads and then bleed everywhere because that's what ducking happens when they don't stay In place!

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Lotex 18

he still might be a lovely boyfriend, but he's a complete moron

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imchacon22 19

Lmao!!!! You're boyfriend sounds like a retard

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chosha_fml 26

Wow, that is Olympic level fucktardery.

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evalu8tor 12

Just so long as he doesn't prevent you from eating corn dogs you should be ok

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carmagnet 11

He sounds kinda selfish. It seems like he is the type that won't do foreplay and is done the moment he is 'done'. I think it should be a shared thing. You both concentrate on making the other happy and then in the end everyone is happy and no one is jealous of a tampon!! It's a win-win-win! Lol

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ViviMage 38

Speculum. Yeast medication. A doctor's hands when you are about to deliver a baby. Your personal health cheats on him?? So a condom is cheating on you??

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DanielleinDC 33

The speculum during her annual exam, the swab for the Pap smear, the practitioner's hands when s/he does the exam... Are you not allowed to **********? I mean, wouldn't your fingers go there? Or a vibrator? What about foreplay? He's not going to use his fingers up there? Tell him that he can get over the fact that you use tampons, or his penis will never enter you again.

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