Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.

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TaliaAmaraS 13

I am going to guess his 'boy' is small....poor guy, you shouldn't make him jealous of your tampons

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Nyx_fml 23

I hope he doesn't follow his own logic by refusing to use condoms. You don't want to procreate with him.

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SuperMew 22

Wow, that is... special. I had a boyfriend (in high school) tell me I wasn't a virgin because I used tampons. He got upset when I explained what virgin really meant.

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perdix 29

He should just imagine that the tampons are the guy who's "taking care of you" when your hoo-hah is out of commission. Kinda like a good wingman -- a red wingman, if you will.

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splitintwo 6

This is pretty alarming that someone feels that entitled to your ******. Like holy sh!t.

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Franorox 8

So are you cheating on him with the condoms as well?

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Nyx_fml 23

Since her boyfriend penetrates the condoms, I guess that's a threesome.

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tigermom_natta 2

That's the signs of a overly possessive person

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tomgun_fml 16

What's wrong with him he should not be screaming and you.

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jasmine2301 25

Seriously what's the difference? He needs to get over himself.

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myeverydaymylife 21

Love how OP's username is exactly coherent with the FML

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