Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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J_Man42 12

Many props to you! Wish my girlfriend would ask me that randomly...

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Cookiee04 15

Maybe you're bad at it? Or he was really tired

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Pixiecrack 11

You probably aren't doing it right, watch a couple porns then put ur spin on it, put up ur hair in pigtails and definitely watch the teeth, suck like it's your favorite new lollipop, lots of tongue, but be sure to go down deep and pay attention to the entire staff and gently massage the balls ;) ur welcome

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kelseeyo 8

This girl knows her stuff ! :p

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thejimler 9

Despite what girls think, guys aren't perpetually horny all the time. Try abstaining for a while to help build up a craving for sex, it's like if you ate pudding all the time it'd feel more like a chore than a treat.

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dave20012 15

Damn I wish I had a girlfriend like you. Not too many offer a BJ randomly. Also not many men turn down a BJ then turn over to sleep.

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Artyisonfire 3

Maybe he had a small penis?

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silverstream20 20

I think I can speak for the majority of men here, when I say that there is no possible way your boyfriend is that tired. However, if it is indeed true, then as someone else said wake him up with a *******. Believe me, he will be grateful.

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iloveryan052710 8

well then next time he asks for one just reply the same as he did

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