Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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FrankHotpants 31

It's one thing to turn it down, but a "**** no"...that's just crazy.

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sexyboi1985 27

What a fucktard !

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Nessco 36

A guy says no to a *******?? He should have his testosterone tested.

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FroggerForReal 11

I would love to hear from the OP for the flow up to understand why that really happened

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cdalton 12

Do a surprise bj and wake him up. he'll love it.

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91hayek 31

You need to read old FMLs about surprise blow jobs. Can be dangerous to your health or the guys ends up pissy. Can't win.

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Greg1986 13

That is a ridiculous remark. A man's sex drive, or lack thereof, at any given moment is not what defines him as a man.

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interesting33 36

If you don't say no it is still not consent - it isn't consent until you've said yes.

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