Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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rogwest 23

He just went full retard.. You don't ever go full retard....

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ckcknight 13

Did you mean your girlfriend?

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jamesr792 6

I'm so glad I married my wife instead of you. She gives amazing ********. Apparently you don't.

CrikOgresmasher 19

Pretty sure you're single and have been blue balled for years while you sit, fat and sweaty behind your computer, one hand under your desk

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Edumcg 24

Watch out everybody, we've got a badass over here.

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Godsofdracos 15

#29 -- if he masturbated then he wouldn't have blue balls...

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Smeelover27 15

I'm astounded that you get any with that type of attitude.

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invalidate 2

her other boyfriend probably taught her.

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michael_shaqson 5

not all guys are up for it 24/7 op, be considerate. and #16 if you think a guy turning down sex is retarded, you might be the real retard

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Setareh23 34

She was considerate. She asked him nicely if he wanted one. He's the one who was rude about it, saying "**** no." He could've just said he was tired.

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tiernang 21

Maybe he said **** no to emphasize the fact that he was tired. If he just said i'm tired than she probably would've spent ten minutes trying to persuade him.

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shudson186 17

Sometimes guys just aren't in the mood. It's hard to understand since everyone thinks they are sex machines. I can assure you that they sometimes just aren't interested. The way he told you no though is something that is unacceptable. Definitely talk to him about that.

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RANDALL4801 11

i can never say my dog's name again the same way. his name is Frisky o_o

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Merylwen 24

You do know that men are allowed to turn down sex, right?

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living_in_chaos 8

Have you ever came to the conclusion that you're not good at giving head?

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Nessco 36

#27 I've been told that a bad ******** is still better than no ******** at all.

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RedPillSucks 31

So not true. There was this one time that the wire on her braces broke while .... *shudder* I can't relive that experience!!!

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