Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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EdenCrystal 21

This isn't really relevant but next time he does this you should say "Fine, then can you give me one?" and see his reaction

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Mauskau 35

Unless you're horribly awful, he's feeling like absolute shit or be just really doesn't want anything, I don't see why "**** no" would be a good response.

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Melkboy 7

He wasn't in the mood. That happens you know.

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swagxoxoxoxo 3

You might just really suck at giving head...

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RogueWarrior869 23

It's not that big of a deal. The guy wasn't in the mood, but definitely talk to him about what he said when a 'no' or something else less rude would have worked.

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dipshitpoopyhead 7

how do you refuse a ********.....seriously there's no effort on the man's part.

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ZorroRooster 19

WHAT MAN SAYS NO TO A *******?! I dont care if you're starting to hallucinate after having been up for 96 hours straight. Some things just aren't done.

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worldclassrager 39

It seems to me you either are not very good or he's not in the mood

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