Love: Foiled

Foiled

By james88 - 07/01/2013 21:39 - United States - Altoona

Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia

Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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Sorry dude

By Mystic241 - 09/04/2022 06:00

Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML

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amypr 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:25

She probably just hadn't looked at the mail yet. I really doubt she wants to steal your bills.

OhMinty 5

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:23

Lol im surprised the mailman listened to you.

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 8 January 2013 2:52

Hey at least you tried.

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:00

if she keeps your mail,hope it wasnt anything important

Kalipczo 21

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:12

You could have initiated it

grndNpnd 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:27

Why did the mail man need to switch both of the mail? Why not just get one piece of her mail?

_wraith 15

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:36

Let her have your bills OP!

yeongji 31

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:55

Perhaps she has not had the time to do it, OR she thinks you are not around. If anything, do your share! Take some initiative! You started the whole thing in hope that you will not meet her, so why even start anything when you have not worked up the courage to go over and talk to her?

alliekat56 11

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:55

Clever, I think making her something and bringing it over would have worked just as well. I hope you weren't expecting anything important...

lousypotatoes 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 4:08

Looks like you don't have mail! Or the postman lied to you and gave you only a few of her letters. Either way, I can't decide if the postman is super cool or super irresponsible.