Freaky dreams

By beemove - 28/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I took an extra Xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37

Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!

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jess_wileyy 12

This made me laugh harder than I should've lol

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BFons 19

Accept the truth! Bee free with your bee brothers and sisters!

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DracoSpirita 21

I'm pretty sure that happened in a Goosebumps book I read once. Some kid switched bodies with a bee and he had to figure out how to get back into his own body before the bee's body died.

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evilplatypus 38

Yup. "Why I'm Afraid of Bees" is the title. (I still have the whole Goosebumps collection)

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buckdharma 36

Try to beekeeping it real from now on.

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MissSarcasm01 18

Yeah! That's how you know you took too much! Next time, bee careful!

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evilplatypus 38

Words that came together to form sentences that arranged themselves in an interesting and unexpected way to form an amusing anecdote. Did that help?

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worldclassrager 39

I think that's more like too real of a dream...

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AlliexXxkat 6

I used to have to take Xanax for anxiety and NEVER had that happen. Had to be one hell of a high dose or really low tolerance. Either way, be careful next time.

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