Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Get on with it

Get on with it

By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Escapist28 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:37

I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:36

All I can say is...wow.

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:48

haha

brittrox 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:49

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mojo5678 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:40

How did any of that statement make sense. You're an idiot and please keep your idiotic thoughts to yourself.

thecrapblog 8

Monday 26 November 2012 16:54

You are not awesome and your comment didn't even make any sense whatsoever!!!!

crazyjack 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:49

cool dad :d

OneandOnlyOne 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:50

Did your dad tell you to Get A Room? Or did he just ground you? DUMB!!!

Jbomb01 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:54

Not terrible, at least you didn't hit your dad rolling back, that would have made the night go even worse.

Flip3289 9

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:57

Good thing it was fast don't want him to wait to long on you ;)

ladywaldo 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:58

Lmao good stuff man good stuff!!!!!!!

wibble28791 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:00

My thoughts exactly. Wouldn't you notice the car rolling backwards??

emzmcgee 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:24

Not if the sex is good, duh!

genius_man16 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:46

lol @ ignorance

manmoosewaffel 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:55

your a bitch. the dude was just gettin laid. Dont be mad just because your so undesirable. Dont yell at an irish person for gettin laid. Its bad luck :) ha. but your still a bitch 68 :)