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By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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WTF is going on here?

By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Escapist28 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:37

I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:36

All I can say is...wow.

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travelbug89 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:51

#3 ftw!

DickVanDyke 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:16

Man you have a cool dad. Did he give you a high-five right after you pulled out and he pulled in to the drive-way? Oh by the way, I want a video of this or it never happened.

justmyluck1212 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:20

in reality, it was the OP who was dropping his girl off

Nightfallz 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:38

this fml is about as true as your awesome spelling and grammer. by that I mean this is fake. nobody that tells a story with your horrid concept of English gets laid.

Fire_lights 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:40

Lol! And the best comment of the day goes to #3

Darrus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:25

It's "grammar", not "grammer"... You fail!

Savanni 1

Monday 10 August 2009 12:36

I was trying to formulate that in my head... i got as far as "thats what she said". Bravo

decosaz 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:41

LMAO thats hilarious =]

Joborikos 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:16

3... ridiculous yet funny as hell. But back to the matter at hand... dude if your gonna get laid you drive AWAY from your house... who the hell doesn't know that rule? I mean come on...

scabpicker89 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:31

LIAR he wasn't waiting to pull in. He was wait for you to pull out. LMAO

ninja578 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:40

your dad is cool for letting u finish, and yes this is an fml because it is stupid, and you know it is your fault, but you still show it off to show how exiting your life is... these are the ingredients for a good fml