Get on with it

By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

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Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML
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Escapist28 0

I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

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Maddoctor 10

All I can say is...wow.

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sireen 0

I read this over and over.. I still don't get it. how did you get naked and **** while in the driveway? and you didn't notice the car rolling?? what the hell

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9k5 0

... People can **** in cars...

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partialsun365 0

they didn't have to get naked. pants+zipper+skirt=quicky

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CFR 0

I don't think they were paying much attention to the movement of the car =P OP: FYL: lol but at least your dad was cool with it. I think you should expect him to bug you about it later on though.

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ribbons872 0

YDI for not feeling motion of the car.

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FaithX 0

If you can feel something like a car slowly rolling back down a driveway while have "frenzied" sex, as the op described, you're doing it wrong.

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metheonlyb 17

Exactly FaithX. The guy had a frenzied sex. How can he feel the car moving??

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lifeaveragekinda 0

so i'm guessing you've had frenzied sex in the car before? Because it would be just retarded if you just assumed everything. =)

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Redneck325Ci 0

You sir, are ******* awesome for that comment. That made me LOL.

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FaithX 0

Some people have no sense of humor whatsoever.

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prettykitty123 0

**** the cars life

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FaithX 0

LMAO At least your dad waited it out instead of banging on the windows...

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theLUKEMAN 0

#2 chill man why must u flip out? I'm Irish. and I'm not drunk. so shut the hell up

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drpepperdrinker 0

well you said you were parked if you were parked than how did it roll back in parked gear?

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RedNeckAndProud 0

ever heard of a vehicle with a manual transmission? idiot.

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Ninabug28 5

That's Romantic. I bet your dad didn't want to ruin the moment! >=[

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DameGreyWulf 0

LOL WHOOPS I can't really say FYL, because, embarassing though that is, he was patient, and is apparently cool with it, and plus you had some great sex (I love that you said "frenzied" lol). Now, I want to say YDI, because it's true you should have paid attention (I mean, to having not parked; I wouldn't think you could pay much attention to other things during "frenzied" sex), but YDI is so negative, and this really seems like a funny, positive thing to have happened.

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pedegg 0

YDI for ******* in your parent's driveway, dumbass.

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why_me14 0

I was once making out on my doorstep while my neighbour watched me... he gave me some tips when she left! lol but anyways your dad will understand... I hope

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