Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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gisii1988 0

lmao thats cute..... thats expenisve tooo sooo thats a great gift

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FacePALM24 0

I'm sorry.. but good luck! One of the teachers at our school found true love over eHarmony ;)

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rainbowvomitwhat 0

early birthday present= they thought you needed to get laid asap

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drama_queen1211 0

Awwww thats sad I'm sure you can find someone special on your own keep looking :-)

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jasax1 0

It was a nice gesture. Maybe they just want to try to make you happier? I'm sure they just wanted to make sure you didnt feel rushed when you are trying to find the right person. Kudos to your cousins for even remembering your birthday.

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unlucky91 0

eh, next time they get dumped by their boyfriend just give them back the subscription and be like " you need it more then me " and walk away

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