Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 352
You deserved it 5 806

Same thing different taste

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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#37 uh, she can still find someone on eharmony if she's a lesbian. OP: Idk what's so wrong about this. I mean online dating is ridiculous but this was a nice gift!

Hey look at it this you got something you can make useful. Look on the bright side and keep ur options open, you may never know what might come of it. Good luck finding ur special someonem oh and ps if you do find that someone. You should be thanking ur cuz's not posting on FML.

I2OI3 0

Hey that's pretty nice, I hope you find someone! This does sound like promotion for eharmony though... why couldn't you have just said a dating website...Moderators, I'd like to report this! Jk, or am I?

That's better than getting a year's subscription to FML. Just go on a lot of dates and don't think about trying to find a boyfriend. When you find the right guy, then you will know what to do.

Lmfao at number 2 xD. I think the idiot who invented e Harmony broke more hearts then mended relationships... Stupid lonely old people

OHMAHGAHH 0

im sure that they "think it take a year"

ezpass12 0

i don't know why you are mad? two years ago my mom signed my uncle up for eharmony for christmas and now he is happily married. at least try it out.