Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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TheECP 1

Well...maybe you'll find someone then? You wont be all "FML" then...

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Petal 0

I met my bf on eHarmony and he's a catch. The ads may be lame, but it could work. Your life could be worse than extended family who care enough to spend that kind of coin on you.

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eenerd 0

You shouldn't take it as an insult, consider it a gesture of kindness that they are so caring of your happiness. Ugh, I sound like a chick now.

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breaksprinter_ 0

grammar fail. lol #7

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americayay 0

Wow. I hate FML's where someone tries to do something nice for you and you choose to take it the wrong way. I mean, you could think: "Wow. They must really want me to be happy if they paid for a whole year on EHarmony. Maybe I'll continue using my own dating methods, but also give it a shot. If I don't find anything, no harm done. If I do, thanks cousins." Instead, you think: "My cousins think I'm a loser and are spending huge amounts of money to tell me so. FML." That's really negative and ungrateful.

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Luckster 0

Wow....is being single illegal now or something? If I hadn't found my current boyfriend, I probably would have dedicated myself to a life of being single myself, simply because relationships are a bitch to maintain.

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kristina3514 0

#40 actually she can't. Eharmoney doesn't accept applicants looking for same sex ralationships. OP: I say get over it they were being nice. They could have given you a bottle of jack daniels and a shotgun!

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