Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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hustler123 0

happy early birthday!!!! i hope you get a boyfriend....before the year ends haha good luck!!!!

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iGangsta 0

I'd put them on a gay website... personal number included ;]

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Mata_Hari 0

Way to be blunt... On the other hand... it's already paid for. Get over the minor insult and use it while you can

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Stephai 0

Its the thought that counts... :D

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French21 0

It could be helpful :)

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howdi 0

Lmao, that soo sucks fo you! Im 13 and i got a bf, hiw could you not??

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stfuminjakid 0

thats how my mom found her new husband. he punched my best friend in the face then chased us with a bat. 2 years later she's still with him

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eiji_chan 0

Well....at least they remembered your birthday, which is a lot better then some of the other posts on here. @57: You better hold on to him, not many people are attracted to terrible spellers.

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shroomis 0

lol i prob would have done the same thing...but couldnt have kept the strait face but i agree with #3

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