Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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XvxvX 0

You obviously need help... Lol but it was urr sweet of them to urr help you? I dunno...

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PonyGirlGMP 0

I agree with the comment about signing them up for **** sites. lol serves them right. lol

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PureGold 0

I think they just want to see you happier lol. Still, there are better ways they could have gone about telling you :P

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yesyourlifesucks 0

Maybe your inability to find a man is directly related to your inability to grasp simple grammar.

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anoymousjoe 0

tell them your a lesbian just to piss them off. but still use it.

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bubblekat9 0

a lot of people that meet on that site end up happily married, so it's really not as bad as you think. Your cousins are giving you a good shot at love, instead of today's f*ck buddies

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Shannn 0

That's not too bad. Atleast your cousins care about you.

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alittlehelp 0

my aunt and uncle met on eharmony, they've got a kid now. sometimes it works out :)

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