Intimacy, Sex and Love: Horny devil

Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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Dirty sex

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 06:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML

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Peachy keen

By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 18:30 - Turkey

Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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Shower sex time?

By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

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Bumbling

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML

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By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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grazynaanka 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:49

It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.

vanillafire 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:56

Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.

Comments

esushi 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:59

Please note that unshaved can still be "clean". The connotations in "she won't clean up for me" are extremely rude and wrong.

lizamaphone 6

Friday 25 June 2010 6:50

yeah, a warm, dark, moist place, made of coarse hair. totally clean. definitely not the ideal breeding ground for bacteria. shave.... pubic hair is disgusting.

oarisimo 4

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:47

257...um actually the hair keeps OUT the bacteria. dumbass

shmaller 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:00

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breadfuck 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:59

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Rainbow_Monkey 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:04

1. Do you "clean up" for her? 2. Sounds like you maybe have some communication problems. 3. Why are you marrying her if you're upset about it enough to make it an FML?

Rodjmeister 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:04

you're marrying her and it bothers you that much? ut oh.

EliCash 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:05

I've been shaving since I was 15, its so much more pleasurable and clean. It's worth the 15 minutes it takes and the day of discomfort.

mk1o3o 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:05

isn't it fianceE ? or is it a guy on guy relationship, and he (she?) is the women in the relationship?

Inoku 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:06

I wonder how many of the people (like #22, #10, and #2) who think that women are obligated to shave "for their man" at least once in a while think that men's pubic hair should be equally regularly pruned. And #26, it's "fiancée."