Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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grazynaanka 0

It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.

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vanillafire 0

Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.

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vanillafire 0

#62 - you say feminists as if that's a bad thing. There is absolutely nothing wrong with believing that women should be equal and should be able to do what they like with their bodies and everything else. If you prefer to shave, then all power to you, as long as you don't believe that the hair is ugly because society has conditioned you this way. I'm proud to say I'm a feminist, and I will stand up for any woman's right to not be judged on their grooming choices, whether that is removing pubic hair or keeping it natural. I personally just trim to keep it tidy because it's more comfortable for me and I believe it's better for my down-there health, but I won't make sweeping judgements labelling those who don't do as I do as unsexy. Confidence and happiness within yourself is what makes someone sexy. You'll be sexy because you're happy that you're shaved; I'll be sexy because I'm happy with my choice to keep hair that makes me feel more feminine. Everyone wins. :)

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Vren 0

It's rumored that John Ruskin, one of the great thinkers of the nineteenth century, was completely grossed out when he saw his wife naked for the first time because of her pubic hair, and thus never consummated their marriage. They ended up getting divorced, and she married someone else and had several children; he ended up falling in love with an eleven year old.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

I've liked furry muff (not unkempt or any of that out-of-control jungle bush crap, but furry) ever since my cousin likened bald ******* to children.

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tick_tock 0

This is a stupid debate. Do what makes you comfortable but no one should be EXPECTED to do anything!

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voguegirl4 0

I wouldn't take it too hard. I am sure as much as you would enjoy the clean up situation, it is really REALLY awkward to have someone you are not that comfortable with hanging out around there. :/

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liveitlearnit 0

Hahaha. There's a big difference between a guy playing around down there and some doctor with a light poking around. I always make sure I'm perfect down there too. Maybe if you went down there with your eyes more... if you know what I mean... she might be more apt to make it pretty. ;]

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liveitlearnit 0

and #26, I hate it when dudes shave. I like girls without hair and men with hair. I think being hairless goes with femininity. Plus, isn't that what a "happy trail" is supposed to lead to?

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zandar 0

why should she have to shave for your pleasure? Maybe she hates it, pig.

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zegoldfish 0

Translation: Today, my fiance is cheating on me. FML. Just sayin'

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