Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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grazynaanka 0

It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.

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vanillafire 0

Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

....what is #28? i don't see it

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ZH13 0

37, how does it take more effort for women? they dont have to worry about cutting their dick off with a razor. and nice arkwork 28, but what is it?

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rainbowchelle 0

agree with #19 and #34. you're looking at the situation the wrong way. i'm sure she doesn't purposely not shave just to bother you. there could be a number of reasons. let her do what she wants to her body and stop bitching about it.

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mk1o3o 0

Was #28 moderated because of the TXT language? Or am I not allowed to reply directly to people's comments? #28 was a *facepalm* lol... (am i not allowed to write that as well?)

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adelaide_evening 0

#45, girls may not have to worry about "cutting their dicks off", assuming that were even possible with a razor, but there are plenty of other obstructions and crevices that have to be shaved that can be quite tricky. It's not like it's just a flat surface. #48, crabs aren't a disease and can be gotten rid of. Herpes can't. There's kind of a difference.

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vanillafire 0

#48 - I said "STDs like herpes". Crabs are not an STD. And which would you rather have: crabs or herpes? One is easily treatable, the other never goes away...

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starvingxartist 0

#45- if you cut your dick off with a razor, that'd be a pretty darwin situation, cause you'd have to be one dumb ****. and guess what, it's easy and painful to get cuts when you shave down there.

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