Love: Keeping it real

Keeping it real

By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 641

You deserved it 13 330

Back to School: Quiproquos and Notebooks
Laugh at back-to-school mishaps, with dazed students and overwhelmed teachers! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Kinky

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 047

You deserved it 275

It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 159

You deserved it 4 025

Anger management

By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 561

You deserved it 230

Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 862

You deserved it 9 567

Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 511

You deserved it 5 105

By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 906

You deserved it 19 540

Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 779

You deserved it 7 878

Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 658

You deserved it 4 264

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 419

You deserved it 4 471

By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 493

You deserved it 16 448

kallemonster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:13

There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:54

I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

Comments

necrophrenic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:47

I don't think it was "making love" if his anime figurines played that much of a factor at the time being. I think he would say he was "getting a piece of ass from that one chick I've been banging" Lol.

blargity 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:09

lolol it would be "making love" if that model wasn't there

Rota 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:47

Making love? YDI

brrrx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:53

YDI for "making love." You also deserve it for putting this into the "love" category, instead of the "sex" (or, as I believe it's now called, "intimacy") category.

beethoven_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:56

dude I can't decide whether this is FYL for him being such a total loser or a YDI for dating him at all

suckstomyasthmar 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:09

Actually I think u deserve this one. One anime models r expensive and some anime lovers really treasure them cause their from their face shhow and it was expensive. So don't think world revolves around u ppl hve more than one important thing in their life

katanphetamine 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:50

so I guess they make more of that kind of guy.

spawn_of_satan 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:34

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH ANIME FREAKS

Drowned 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:39

YDI for not being an otaku.

cruncheweezy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:40

...YDI for dating someone who prioritizes plastic (ceramic? don't know, don't care) figurines over a real person. If they're so important to him, he can go make love to THEM. Honestly, some of these creepy obsessed people shouldn't be ALLOWED between a girl's knees if they're gonna be that weird. Also: Making love... bad use of the term. Not love if his weaboo shit is more important to him than you.