Love: Keeping it real

Keeping it real

By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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kallemonster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:13

There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:54

I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

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bob1124 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:18

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Monday 20 July 2009 16:23

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_cheeseballs 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:53

Why'd you assume 12 year olds are the only age genre to be watching/collecting anime figures?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 20 July 2009 21:50

Seriously now? 12? You must only hear of the ENG dubs; Even Digimon and Pokemon are NOT child-friendly in the Japanese versions. They cuss and violence, and all that. One Pokemon comic references "That's the last time I take a bath with my Tentacool" as in, a squid-ish pokemon. In a love confession magazine... Use your imagination here...

kawaiianime 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:59

You... are a dumbass.

ThatCrazyGirl 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:24

Yes, he over-reacted. but you have to understand that people put A LOT of time into making those things!

synacious 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:29

Your name says it all about your response to this FML.

Hava_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:13

hahaha.. that awasome, #22

lexiBRo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:25

OP and her bf were in the MIDDLE of sex. She didn't finish up and then decide to mess w/ his stuff. BF is just as responsible for having sex so close to a display of models that he values. I'm sure he had a big part to play in her rolling over or bumping into the models, whatever the case may be.. sorry Op Fyl

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Monday 20 July 2009 16:25

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XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:31

He's only gay if it's yaoi ;)

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Friday 6 April 2012 4:23

Anime is amazing. You are just a douche.

Necrophile_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:26

Seriously, get a new boyfriend.

Knockyoudown 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:29

Gosh what a d**k

Surfer101Babe 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:29

Maybe she can't dump him....She might be too ugly!! Only a posibility....Not that i'm saying you are!

synacious 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:32

This is when you look for a new boyfriend, OP. His reaction is far from normal; he seems to be a little too young to handle an intimate relationship if he flips out over something like that happening on accident and during sex no less. If you guys aren't in your early teens and you're actually in your late teens or your twenties, then that is only more reason to run for the hills. He needs to not have a girlfriend until he mans the **** up.