Love: Keeping it real

Keeping it real

By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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kallemonster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:13

There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:54

I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

Comments

PoizonJam 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:25

obviously... lol

moonsolomon 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:28

I feel like this could've happened to me with my last boyfriend... But now he's my ex. And it definitely won't with the new one.

nonotme 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:31

True, but if you're having sex with him i assume you know him well enough to know how obsessed he is and therefore to be careful. And if you don't know him well enough you're a ****. Either way YDI.

CFR 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:44

Trust me, don't date guys who like anime...my first boyfriend did and now he seems to think he's a vampire...and there's another guy I know (haven't dated him) who also really likes anime and thinks he's a demon... I might have just been my experience but just stay away from them unless you like being compared to a cartoon drawing with bug like eyes and a teeny tiny mouth. Oh and big hmmhmmhmms.

lifeaveragekinda 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:11

i'm different. I'm a pirate.

CFR 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:25

lol sorry. I'm a ninja, it would never work out.

epicfail13337 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:02

Likely, but I've seen many otakus who are white. Worst otaku I've ever seen was a Pacific Islander (Fillipino). She squealed a lot, was very hyper, pretended to be Japanese, wore cat ears, and dressed like crap. I have no idea why the **** my (asian and mexican) friends were friends with her. She looked pretty, but was really as ugly as hell to me. If I was a straight guy there's no way I'd go for her. Everytime she came to us, I'd be like 'AAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK ANNOYING OTAKU'. She is the kind that makes anime fans look bad. My friends (chinese, viet, mexican, white) are anime fans too, but they aren't bad. I'm not an anime fan myself, but years ago, I was obsessed with it.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:55

man that kind of gay cartoon shit is strictly for fags. what kind of guy owns dolls at all, let alone sets them up near his bed?

jmn207 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:31

somebody who gets more pussy then you obviously

StealthStorm67 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 23:13

Shut the **** up dude. Do you think the OP is a ******* super-model and the guy looks like Brad Pitt? I HIGHLY doubt it. They're both probably geeky, and realized that they were the best the other person can do, so they had sex (NOT made love). If the girl was attractive, he wouldn't have booted her out. Unless he's a total ******* loser. And Just because you've had sex doesn't mean you're cool. If you nail The Sloth from the Goonies, you are in no position to hold it over somebodies head because: "You get laid more than somebody else". And any guy that thinks its cool to keep his action figure collection at his bedside is obviously mislead. It's one thing to have a hobby, but its another to project it onto everyone that visits.

null_fml 11

Monday 20 July 2009 17:59

I'm a pretty big anime fan yet I still can't believe people are defending the guy. If he's not serious about collecting and doesn't keep them in boxes, then knocking one over shouldn't hurt do any damage to them, or at least not enough to care. Now, if you actually broke it I could see him being angry, as some of those figures can get damn expensive and/or hard to get; usually both. But kicking out a girlfriend for it? What a failure.

plexico 3

Monday 20 July 2009 18:12

He is right. It takes many hours of work to make a good anime model, but it only takes a couple of minutes to make a load of hot man-goo. You wasted a lot of his time.

MagicMarker 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:17

You would seriously date a man who displays anime models in his bedroom? Seriously? I'm not saying YDI, because the dude is obviously a complete douche, but honey, you really need to have standards.