Love: Keeping it real

Keeping it real

By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Anger management

By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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kallemonster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:13

There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:54

I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

Comments

xxstealthxx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:16

stupid anime fans. he probably rather jerk off to a fake cartoon person. thats ****** up....HES ****** up

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:07

... See... it's those kinds of people that make us NORMAL anime fans look like freaks, and force us to hide the fact that we like anime. I'm just kinda shocked that you can deal with that. Seems like all the girls I know consider anime and all its "followers" to be weird and wouldn't even think of going out with one.

Stacia 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:13

FHL, manga's better.

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:49

They probably were manga figurines, because TECHNICALLY most animes are based off of mangas. The OP probably isn't a fan, and just assumes anything like that is "anime"

redsquare 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:48

hey some models are expensive. i wouldnt kick you out but i'd be pissed if that happened to me. then again i wouldnt keep them in my bedroom, they would be proudly displayed in my living room.

cocky 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:48

YDI for dating some virgin nerd. go get a real bf.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:54

And this is exactly why I could never get into anime. Most of the people who like it are absolute losers

kawaiianime 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:06

not all of us are obssesive.

Hava_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:09

That's what you get for dating retards

spillproof 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:13

Run. Run far away and never look back.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:15

YDI for going out with a guy that has anime models of all ****** things

3dpg 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:25

You stupid ****, You derserved to be kicked out. Anime > Girls 3D PIG DISGUSTING And to those who keep calling that guy a loser, you are the real losers for not understanding.