Love: Keeping it real

Keeping it real

By mchhhoi - 20/07/2009 06:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Anger management

By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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kallemonster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:13

There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

K4ofDoom 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:54

I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad. If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

Comments

monkey314159 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:13

Those models can be pretty expensive. And if someone broke something that belongs to you out of carelessness, you'd be pissed too.

yumpinyiminy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:07

Dump him. He's probably convinced that the only girl for him is Rei Ayanami anyway, so it's unlikely the relationship was going anywhere. :P

goebrak 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:04

depends on how much the figure costs lol yeah i would be pissed if mine got knocked (i spent a fortune to get it).. but yeah he's over reacting....

goebrak 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:07

oh yeah.... to all the guys saying otakus are fags....... "only real man who are sure of their sexuality can handle cuteness" xDDDDDDDDDD (to the guy who gags with one xD)

cruncheweezy 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:29

Blugh. Sounds like my ex. He was a freak. Dump his ass, fins someone better. Even ugly girls can (I should know. I'm no exactly a beauty queen myself)

OkazakiAkane 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:47

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that you were dating my brother.

railfan_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:18

his hentai anime models?

RatIsKing 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 6:19

YDI for dating an anime freak

tigerg33 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 18:17

dont ever get involved with a guy who likes anime. based on experienced they're weird and take it too seriously. bunch of nerds

Suppercut 0

Monday 30 May 2011 0:35

#190, please shut up and stop generalizing all people. I myself am a walking contradiction to your statement. You wanna know what you just said? You just said, "dont go out with a black dude because theyre gangstas and will cheat on you with five other girls". Or, "dont go out with an asian because theyll acupuncture you". People are stupid.

Valkie 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:19

You obviously own nothing of great value. Anyone would rage if a girlfriend or boyfriend broke something they put a good lump of money into, then didn't give a shit about it and only wanted to **** afterwards.