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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Panic mode

By jessie nex - 01/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

Headcase 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:24

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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suckerz 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:55

lmao kudos to her... that was a good one... assuming she saw it of course

Humanoid_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:05

What #5 said... You think shoving your phone number at someone qualifies as "asking them out"?

genius_man16 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:05

maybe you should grow some testicles and use your vocal cords instead eh? idiot.

Zoa_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:06

#15 you must have missed yesterday's FMLs...refer to http://www.fmylife.com/love/2008899

FTL 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:13

Talk to the girl next time. :)

deaditegirl 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:22

Writing a number down doesn't count as asking her out. Try actually talking to her. Why would she want to date someone who can't even work up the courage to speak to her?

eliz3 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:27

#12, he could just cross it out...

StrikerBwF 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:28

Writing Your phone number on money isn't really a good idea at first! Money travels everywhere! YDI

rukusrazor 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:32

Way to write John Steinback. OP Fail. So you mustered up the balls to just write it on a bill? I bet you couldn't even make eye contact. Pussy.

maikelg 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:33

Did you even think about that she probably would use the dollar bill in another store and that many other people might get your phone number? That's really dumb.