My house, my rules

By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

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islander03 5

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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AeryFairy 10

I get that it saves water and all. But... what about the splashback? Like, if you drop a deuce and it splashes toilet water, it's unpleasant enough. But if that splashback is made up of your whole family's pee... well...

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chrisfrom563 2

This is old. I seen this before

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williamcarter93 13

In the words of William Carter: "Damn the house rule, flush the toilet!"

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Gross.. Sorry OP. Try explaining to your dad why that's not such a good rule :P FYL

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firefighterjohn 9

I know alot of familys that did that. to cut down on the water bill obviously. their house never stunk like piss. if it got that bad just flush it. or close the lid

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RAUN 8

How would he know which you did? Does he inspect? Just be sure to leave with the seat down.

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emILYissoocool 0

Was your "rule" made due to water shortages on Focker island???

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JordonJaylee 0

Go pee then take a poop because then you can flush so your house doesn't smell of pee or pretend you were taking a poop and then just flush the toilet. It's that simple.

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