Poopoo peepee, Smells and Miscellaneous: My house, my rules - FML

My house, my rules

By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML

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By ohlordhelpmenow - 15/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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By Whatthe - 18/04/2017 20:00

Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Aromatherapee

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, I’m staying with a friend who believes in, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, only brown gets flushed down.” Well, her 3 or 4 mellow yellows with accompanying paper prior to my surprise brown caused the pipe to clog. Oh and the extractor fan doesn’t work either. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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Spray it loud

By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

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bacincheeseburge 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:47

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

islander03 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 11:53

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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djmacncheeze 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:58

We use that at camp :D

ilove80smetal 8

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:05

You mean his house smells like piss. Get off your ass and buy a house, then do what you wish with your crap.

d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:37

If you arent paying the water bill, get over it! Lol bills arent cheap these days

Emani_Jones 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:40

Got that from The Game.!

princess151617 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:41

That's disgusting,

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 23:37

Does your dad feast on asparagus? Piss doesn't normally stink unless its been mixed with anthers urine. Hence public bathrooms smell rancid. Dispose of the asparagus or scold other family members for being this dumb to follow this rule with him.

spurlock62 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:11

It's not your house. And flushing a toilet for a small amount of pee is a waste.

burnsie22 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:28

At least he's Eco-friendly:)

Lilkay23 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:38

lol thats hella nasty who would wanna go to ur house ewwww stinky

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:42

Stop being so dramatic, my house has the same rule. And it doesnt smell like pee you guys r just disgusting.

shaleen0909 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:48

Why dont you just accept it kid. Its obvious if the bowl is left unflushed it would definitely stink.

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