Insects and Animals: My little friends

My little friends

By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Those things freak me out

By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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By youngboob - 21/10/2014 15:42 - United States - Topeka

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

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By Anna Lete - 12/07/2017 21:31

Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 18 October 2012 18:56

Hey, it's 2012, lady! You can't expect cockroaches to stay in the closet forever.

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 18 October 2012 18:54

Those little buggers are resilient as hell. Have fun playing whack-a-roach!

Comments

oceanrain 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 20:50

Should've sprayed your bed too

BellaBelle_fml 23

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:40

Ahh, there's nothing more relaxing than cuddling up in your soft bed and being suffocated by pesticide fumes…

lambda_fml 40

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:25

Time to rock to some Paparoach. :-)

Enslaved 36

Friday 19 October 2012 0:49

Yep, sounds like calling the exterminator was the OP's "Last Resort". ;)

noisebox 1

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:50

It could be worse, if you had bed bugs they bite and are hard to get rid of.....

buckdharma 37

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:18

would youlike to bye a roach hotel? if you could bye two that would be swell. we got one for four two for five or three for two apiece. ahohh gotta go here come da police.

tj4234 35

Thursday 18 October 2012 23:51

*buy

soccerchick16 5

Thursday 18 October 2012 22:25

ew, FYL OP.. good luck with that ;) lol

alycion 38

Friday 19 October 2012 0:24

I saw one in my garage and tossed boric acid tablets everywhere. If I see another, this house is going up for sale. ;) and it was only a palmetto bug, not a German roach that breeds like there is no tomorrow.