Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By rmo1776 - 06/04/2009 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

Comments

diaspora_fml 26

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:40

A bathroom attendant will turn on the faucet and hand you a towel. They will not be a walking closet while you act the dutchess.

Memen88 16

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:48

Can't trust anyone these days

vandeele 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:58

Never, EVER give your stuff to a stranger... No matter who they are! I think you deserved this one....

jrock9093 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:14

That sucks hope you can put a stop to all your cards and listen to comment 1

lexie_is_awesome 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:16

Don't trust strangers...

ChakatBlackstar 29

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:16

To be fair to the OP, if you don't frequent the types of fancy establishments where they might have a bathroom attendants you probably don't know a) how to properly identify one and b) don't know the social protocols for dealing with one. I know even at my fairly common job as a cashier people often assume I have duties outside of what I actually do, the most common issue being that some, especially older folks expect me to load their bags in their carts as a part of my official duties. So if someone can screw up dealing with a fairly common day-to-day service provider then I'm not surprised when they came across(or thought they came across) something far rarer like a bathroom attendant.

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:58

At one of my jobs we carry the items to the person's car. So I can see how some people might get confused.

kurk626 11

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:24

I don't care if I look paranoid, but I always take my purse with me everywhere.

Faff 20

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:48

paranoid would be if you had sowed your purse on your skin.

ballpython 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:26

Creepy bathroom lurker - 1 Common sense - 0

AuzziPurdy 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:28

You should have asked......

giraffelovergirl 19

Thursday 3 October 2013 15:39

I actually have had a hotel have a person at each bathroom to hold your stuff. I even made sure by asking the receptionist. Sorry OP, hope you get your stuff back.