Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By rmo1776 - 06/04/2009 06:16 - United States

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

Comments

Euphrates 10

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:25

U really shouldn't just assume people work for places cuz they r standing there

MissBubblesXoxo 17

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:11

People with bad grammar give the best advices :)

j_729 18

Friday 4 October 2013 5:16

U rlly shouldn't talk lik this cause we rnt txtin. Its not that hard to talk like you made it through third grade.

shy_and_bubbly 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:27

Sorry to hear what happen op next time take your stuff with you to the bathroom

lil_mars 1

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:29

That really sucks, I'm sorry.... But really? You couldn't hold your own shit?

firechicky 12

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:34

Clearly not... she was in the bathroom after all.

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:33

Was the person wearing a name tag? If yes then FYL if not YDI. That the easy was to tell if the work there or not. Every employee at any hotel has to wear one bottom line.

monnanon 13

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:42

i know that the hotel chain i work for enforces the wearing of badges and we are quite a large chain hotel. tbh i thought all businesses that dealt with customers face to face had to wear badges.

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 3 October 2013 20:18

I have yet to see any standard pub that isn't a restaurant aswell have staff with name badges. Country pubs especially. Plenty of small shops don't do it either.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:01

Entitled bitch much?

Missyeru 14

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:11

If she's not selling you gum, bodyspray, candy, bobby pins, and doesn't have a very obvious tip jar, she doesn't work there. With that being said I've been to a lot of bathrooms with bathroom ladies, and never have they ever offered to hold my stuff.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:12

OP didn't want her stuff to get flagged like the magazine in that episode of Seinfield.

kellyem2 20

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:16

Ok, have you ever been to a bathroom with an attendant before? It's not their job to hold your stuff. And, just to echo what everyone else is saying, if they didn't have a name tag, uniform and tip jar it should have been obvious that they weren't an employee.

awsamb 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:18

What the hell is a bathroom attendant anyways?

WhiteCrimson 23

Thursday 3 October 2013 14:26

It's kinda odd that OP did not mention anything about uniform and yet everyone assumes that the person could have been wearing one. Well I'll say I thought so to. OP you kinda deserved it. 1 for being to lazy to keep your own stuff, 2 for trusting strangers with your valuables while you take a potty break. Yes potty break is what I meant to say. Que all the negative votes.