Money: Mystery toilet

Mystery toilet

By wellcrap - 03/10/2013 05:41 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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By rmo1776 - 06/04/2009 06:16 - United States

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Palirose 22

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

MsConfusedd 27

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:17

I never trust that, maybe I don't trust people in general but I'm not okay with the idea of handing my expensive things to a stranger and assuming they'll give them back.

Comments

nattynatters 14

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:33

I've been in some fancy places and never have I handed my shit to a bathroom attendant. They keep the place stocked, they aren't a human coat rack.

dudeimmadoc 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:40

I've never seen bathroom attendants hold other peoples things...did they ask you to give them your things or what?

rt156 16

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:45

Who knew stealing was so easy

annoy_me 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 20:23

Can be if you steal from stupid, stuck up people who dont know whats going on lol

HolyCrepe 10

Monday 7 October 2013 5:02

It's not stealing if they give the stuff to you willingly.

DuEpikThangs 13

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:46

lol well played random person..well played

Laserbeaver 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:50

I think you should of known by how he/she dressed that he/she was not a attendant...

perdix 29

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:54

When people just hand you clothes and money, why would you need to work at a smelly job? On the plus side, you did leave her a legendary tip! You'll be talked about in the circles of fake bathroom attendants for many years!

TrinityNevada 11

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:57

it IS possible that the woman was dressed in a way that made OP think she worked there. Maybe she even scammed several guests, or was planning on doing so. I guess I just hope that OP used some form of logic there. Maybe Thief was embarrassed that OP thought she worked there and decided to get her back by keeping the stuff.

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:08

The rule of thumb is to never give anything of value to a complete stranger, even if they were genuine staff at the hotel. Anyone could be tempted to steal. Sorry for your loss, but YDI.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:11

I've stayed in-- a lot of hotels and never had to asked because it should be easy to tell who works there or not. Then again, I would never hand over my valuable to a complete stranger even if they did work there. :P except maybe the bellboys but I've always followed them with my luggage closely. (:

150493x 29

Thursday 3 October 2013 13:11

We need a follow up comment. If she was able to get dressed in the same uniform as staff then yeah I can see why you would have done that. Personally all my things stay with me when I'm going to the toilet unless I'm with a friend or family member.