Intimacy: No kinkshaming here - FML

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

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Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

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Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Spicy

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

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Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

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Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:18

Sweet.

toelie 26

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:28

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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Rocky007 15

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:07

Now I do too!

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:17

No 60. You shouldn't try that. That's one weird thing to jack off to.

Iniezian 18

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:17

I would think this FML would have come from Canada or something.

BoratSagdiyev 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:34

That's ****** up....that he masturbates to his own girlfriend I mean :p

manal705 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:34

Lol i think it's kinda sweet

mdavenport6 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:41

Doesn't everyone? Lol

MiniHalo 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:46

Yum. Bring the pancakes.

JoeCool6972 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:48

So play that fantasy. Next time he comes home, meet him in the kitchen naked holding the syrup and start squirting it on your body, then tell him to lick it off!

dragynfyre 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:50

At least he's masturbating to the thought of you and not some other girl in pancake syrup.

Steffi 26

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:57

Food fetish!

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