No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 095
You deserved it 5 791
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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shaniqwa 0

The song.. "sex syrup" look it up..

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HoesKnowMe 2

Hahaha best fml of the day I'm still laughing

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ObeyStudKing 4

Hide aunt Jemima and any other syrup you have.

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onorexveritas 23

food and sex are closely related ;)

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sorrowsangel89 1

Lol I agree with comment 8. My last bf only thought about other women. If a man thinks about me in any normal or weird fashion I consider it a good thing.

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ben827 10

I'd be flattered. That means he finds you really attractive.

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maryd195 0

i'd put some syrup on myself to tease him ;) if he likes it then i'd be down for it. haha

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Obvious8 3

I'm pretty sure that's called "Canadian ****"

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