Intimacy: No kinkshaming here

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:18

Sweet.

toelie 26

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:28

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

Comments

sunitgir 3

Monday 1 October 2012 1:26

At least he's masticating to you...

erinchick1 7

Monday 1 October 2012 1:34

Weird!

dwc2134 5

Monday 1 October 2012 2:03

Why the hell shouldn't they try it? So what if its weird, if it gets them off more power to 'em.

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 1 October 2012 2:06

How about masturbating in syrup?

htownpostman 16

Monday 1 October 2012 2:15

Number 8.. I TOLD YOU!!

snafu63 0

Monday 1 October 2012 2:21

Would you rather he ********** to the thought of another woman in pancake syrup?

coolbrony12 3

Monday 1 October 2012 3:03

Well that's a sticky situation you got there.

ViviMage 38

Monday 1 October 2012 3:32

Don't ever show him the mythbusters episode!

kaymi 17

Monday 1 October 2012 3:59

I'm gonna be the syrup, he can be my waffle!

luvluvEgla 5

Monday 1 October 2012 4:15

That's a bit disturbing....

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