Geek and Technology: Not so tech savvy

Not so tech savvy

By holliefall - 02/06/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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You deserved it 22 753

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By lord kuntface - 22/08/2013 21:33 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my computer stopped connecting to the corporate network. I know what the problem is, but our tech support is so clueless that the only thing they do is utter the dreaded words, "Did you try turning it off and back on?" Meanwhile my boss is yelling at me for not getting any work done. FML

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You deserved it 3 547

By I quit - 19/11/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, MS Word kept crashing with a memory error, so I called tech support. Instead of actually fixing the problem, their tech wasted over an hour of my time defragmenting the hard drive, disabling the anti-virus, and downloading new video card drivers from some shady site, before giving up. FML

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You deserved it 3 349

Genius

By LOL Tolhurst - 03/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML

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You deserved it 720

Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

Occam's razor

By Lolololo - 18/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML

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You deserved it 666

By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 20:30

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with four departments at my college due to a mistake on my tuition bill. The last guy I talked to told me to call the financial aid office and hung up before I could respond. That was the first office I called. FML

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You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 05:01

Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 169

By Keira - 27/03/2019 22:00

Today, the modeling program I'm required to use for school started inexplicably crashing. Reinstalling doesn't even fix it. The company that owns the software doesn't provide students with tech support, and my teacher just told me I won't pass if I can't fix it. FML

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You deserved it 145

mrnicety 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:02

get his name and complain. he'll get the sack and you may get some actual help

lolcake 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:11

you know, if after an hour and multiple explainations you still dont get it... hes probably right

Comments

El_Oh_El 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:23

That's rude, you should report his behaviour.

jashan4eva 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:23

Looks like you are stupid...

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:24

Okay you probably ARE an idiot but he's an asshole for saying that to you he should be fired for being rude.

firedancer 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:24

no offense.... but there's only so much tech support can do to fix a short between the keyboard and the chair....

ryanpwnzyouz09 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:24

Alright, completely unprofessional of him, and uncalled for. But still. That's funny as he'll bro. Btw try googling your problem, then you won't have to deal with these funny assholes

ibemad_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:24

All calls are recorded, so you could probably get him fired if you wanted to. However, you probably are an f****** idiot anyway.

Darkon 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:25

Unless you have worked tech support you have no idea the stuff that they have to put up with. For example there was one time a customer came in screaming and hollering like a crazed baboon that her "brand new f***ing laptop stopped working" and trying to be as calm as possible I start asking her trouble shooting questions to which her response was "It didn't say nothin'." Then I said okay I'm going to need to take a look at it and it wouldn't power and was giving a flashing power light which means dead battery, I then ask her for her power cord "What the f*** do I need a power cord for? It's wireless, which means it don't need a plug!" Not to excuse what the tech that you had to deal with did, but customers some times make things harder to deal with than they have to be. I wouldn't say you life is F'ed for having to deal with this tech, the tech you got was just having a bad day and for most techs that just means having clocked in as there are rarely any good days at tech support.

fatfaceunited 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:25

most tech support guys are ******* idiots

calicokitea 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:26

You need to report that dude. If you were following his instructions, the issue wasn't on your end, it was with his lack of knowledge as to what was wrong.

hahaha6 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:27

I don't know, your grammar is kind of making me want to side with the idiot part. I'm not usually the grammar nazi, but how has no one pointed that one out? Complete sentances much? The tech. guy was of course rude and uncalled for. Totally unprofessional.