Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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sarcdude 3

YDI for putting it in her butt, ew. Well you didn't deserve to get slapped, but sticking it up there is quite nasty, really. :/

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bored_at_work15 0

you really should be carefule about getting her pregnant though sir. I mean, if she's that dumb then i know i dont want her spawn roaming the planet.

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thatssomeBS 9

YDI for cornholing a mentally retarded girl...

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