Sex, Awkward, Religion and Intimacy: Promise

Promise

By thiswouldhappen. - 17/03/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 20:04

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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Don't let me be misunderstood

By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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You deserved it 5 927

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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ashology101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:12

why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.

B52_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:23

And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.

Comments

mattz_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:42

*****. If I were your father, I would disown and disinherit you.

FeelYaFallinAway 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:45

I feel so bad for your dad!

sumdizzyfoo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:29

haha making her promise not to was as sure a way to get that cherry popped as tryin to balance a balloon on a needle. I bet her boyfriend had a strong urge to thank her dad for the gift.

yeahyeahyeah28 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:31

fail.

Vtlacey 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:03

a promise ring to keep your virginity...hmm... bet that was an awkward conversation...

ejvlols 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:20

woww YDI lolz

xeniadw 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:49

Wow. Oh my goodness that is a true tribute to FML.

Yyz13 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:40

The only time parents should be involved in their kids sex life is if they have to deal with consequences. So, if you live with your parents and they pay for you they have the right to insure safe sex but not deny their kids something that is neccessary for human life. Abstinence means no babies which means no more people which means bye bye human kind. Before marriage safe sex is smart, but unless someone else has to pay for any children or STDs, it's entirely your choice. Still not smart doing it in

lmaofml7 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:28

Hahahahah. What is a freaking ring going to do? If I were a parent, I would give my kid some condoms and say "There's no way I can stop you, so, please just be safe." That's what parents should do.