Kids: Responsible

Responsible

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 07:55 - Canada - Saint-jean-de-matha

Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Little shit

By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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JustAndrew79 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:32

He lives up to his name.

_apecakez 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:33

poor Hoppers. :( maybe, taxiderm him and return him? "YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?" ".. i don't know.."

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blueberry7_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 14:14

wow. you're a horrible person and i kind of hope someone pushes you out of a 5 story window.

Marysenjo 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 14:23

i feel so bad for laughing. but the way you worded it and the comments just cracked me up. i'm sorry hoppers.

taureau139 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:21

If this is really true, then you're pathetic...how the hell did anyone let you have a kid if you aren't even responsible enough to take care of a rabbit for a day?

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:34

hahahahahahaha #71. Sad this happened... but I really laughed.

andy_fml_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:57

i guess that's why they call him hoppers ;) GO BUY ANOTHER ONE :) hahaha. I don't think the teacher is going to let you bring the class pet home anymore ;)

SnakeGuy4000 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:24

Well..... This was hillarious! XDD

audiogasmic 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:25

You suck for having the window open and not watching the rabbit more carefully. Maybe you can buy another rabbit and tell the kids that "Hoppers needed a vacation so his brother is coming to visit"?

screwloose 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:26

I can see the PTA meeting now. OP (whispering): "I have to tell you, Joyce... I did something terrible." Joyce: "What? What was it? Was it my husband? That lying, sneak--" OP: "No... I killed Hoppers, then bought a replacement so the kids wouldn't know." Joyce: "Oh, that. Yeah, I did that. So did Sandy. And Maria. A bunch of us did-- you should join our book club!"