that'll teach where and when to stick it!

Now she's going to get the State to do the stalking for her. Kick it up to Stage 6!

Just remain calm, we've all been through this; she's full of shit. But if she's not, change your name to Ron Mexico and move to Cuba.

This might be a desperate attempt to keep you around. Make her go to the doctor to make sure she is really pregnant.

1) Make her show you a positive pregnancy test (in person after she just took it, not a photo- she could easily get a picture off the internet) 2) DNA test once you're able to get one 3) Pray it isn't yours.... Good luck OP

She told him "harder, better, faster, stronger" And noe "She got him for 18yrs" "And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his!" Ok I need some sleep now I'm losing my mind.

Why would you not wear a condom? YDI for sleeping with a woman who you don't even want to be with.

Sounds like a pregnant situation.

Hmm. sounds to me like she planned this. now you're stuck foreverrrr.

Is a dry spell in the sex department that horrible for you that you had to screw the first female you ran into, or better yet, found peeking in your windows?